Friday, May 25

HHHH* Helga! Hits the Sweet Spot

So many f-words my dears I hardly know where to start!



After an early morning airport pickup, we're still in the car and the tongues were already out :)




I think we all know who this is, flashing us some leopard lovelies as we pulled up outside my house!!




With friends like these a bit of flashing never goes astray, does it?!



Desiree gifted Helga! this fab frock...





I'm *pretty sure* she liked it...




I can now safely assure you all that these prosti booboids are DEFINITELY as good as they look.....



 Because I checked them out!!!



Boob pash!!!!!!!!!!!!



It wasn't just thai fish cakes cooking in my kitchen today...



Champagne cocktails for breakfast and costume changes notwithstanding, there was some freakin' serious frisky frottage happening!!




You too should love Melissas this much...








Muchos singing and squealing went on



Jewellery time!!




Pretty sure my earrings went places they'd never dreamed of. Think I will see them in a different light from now on, he he


Perhaps we *had* had a few by this stage....








Off to Paddington for a spot of op shopping




Nothing says prosti like a lurex dress...




though we weren't impressed by the offerings really, everything seemed to have a piece of poo on it, as you can see below...



Helga! the Horrified

But! All too soon our wondrous day did come to an end :(

Thank you so much darling Helga! for making time for us on this flying visit of yours. It was sooo wonderful to finally meet you, I felt right at home instantly, like I've known you for years. I desperately hope a whole bunch of us can get together one day like this, but for MUCH longer than a few hours.xx.




It's hard to put into words the hilarity of our day, but if you watch this accidentally-done wee video, you'll get a fair idea :)

* = Her Holy Humping Hotpants

19 comments:

pastcaring said...

Oh my good lord, you wonderfully wanton wayward wenches!
I WANNA PLAY!
How delightful to see 3 of my favourite bloggy friends having such a laugh, in all their marvellous finery. From that first shot of Helga with her tongue out, and the second pic of Des flashing her fabulous arse, I pretty much knew this post would be the BEST!

The frocks, the flowers, the jewels, the hair, the shoes, the legs, the shopping (apart from the poo!) - you lovelies had such a great day and I am happy for you but SOOO jealous!! xxxxxxx

polkadotpeticoat said...

Your post is what I started my first cup of coffee off to and let me say WOW WOW WOW...you are so crazy, I'm so glad you have such wonderful friends to hoop it up with you deserve as much fun as possible.....All you were missing from this party was Steven TYler....

La Dama said...

I love you fabulosa great locas prostis!
I would of had you all in those intriguing poses.
adore the little gigglying vid.
Besotes

Bella Q said...

OMG! You pretty much made my morning, my Friday, nay MY WEEKEND by sharing these pics! What I would give to be a fly on those walls. What amazing wonderful and fun prostis you all are! xo. -Bella Q

Vix said...

How fricking fabulous! I can't tell you how envious I am!!! I knew you gorgeous babes would get on like a house on fire, how could you not? I love all of you!!
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Vintage Coconut said...

Scrolling through this post I had a PERMANENT smile on my face.
Oh My Gosh I am sure anyone that ran into you 3 had no clue what hit them. All three of you looked sexy as heck!
(Stuff had poo on it?) I once encountered that at WAL*MART
Someone had wiped their bum on the inside of a hoodie... UHGGGG GROSS!

Trudie said...

Oh my goodness. That was fricken hilarious.
The madness, the frocks, the fun.
What a crazy day and memory to look back on and laugh.
You all look amazing in your frocks.
I'm glad you had such a wonderful time with Helga.

tralala said...

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but oh noes the video clip is brokens!

The world will never be the same again :))))

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

I wanna get back in the saddle and go for another gallop around the paddock - yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaa!!! Oh joy, I am misty-eyed at the short but oh so sweet hours the three of us had together, romping like wee fillies in exquisite paradise!!!!! Was it a dream????? xxxxxxxxx

Helga! said...

G here as Helga is still on your side of the ditch, Thanks so much for looking after my girl and collecting her from the airport, I know she was pretty excited about meeting you guys and from the pics here looks like you all made the most of it. Yes I see you like and understand my happy place too !! and when we're back it will be for longer. G

Loo xx from Jumbles and Pompoms said...

Fabulous and hilarious in equal measure. Ewww, poo! xx

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

Hahahahaaaaaa! You are BAD girls! Seriously with the poo? Or was that a ploy to get a discount?
x

Vintage Curly Girly said...

So much hilarity and fun!

Penny-Rose said...

Awesome. Fabulous. Hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing your fun, you brought a big smile to my dial, and judging by the comments, to heaps of others bloggers too.

delia hornbook said...

OMG what wonderful photo's i would love to have been a fly on the wall ;-)) You all looked gorgeous isnt it just wonderful connecting with other people with the same intersts and loves through the wonder that is the internet ;-) Your home looks gorgeous love your kitchen glass wall cabinet and i just spied a red and white polko dot dress on your clothes rail to that looked lovely. Thank you for sharing your wonderful fun day with us, dee xx

Noogal Creations said...

All I can say is I'm sitting here trying not to giggle too loud at work. Hilarious!! :)

Helga! said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
I'm JUST home and HAD to have a nosy!!! FECK it was BRILLANT!!! I had SUCH a fab time,you and Desiree made me terribly MOIST!
So cute G commented,he's so thrilled he was able to!We are GAGGING to come back,for longer,and even better,get MORE of us prostis together,like Sarah,and Ada,and Stacey and Nelly,and and and and anddddd............
Thank you SO much for being such a honey!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Penny Dreadful Vintage said...

I used to go shopping in that Paddington church hall when I lived in Brissie :) Looks like you girls had a great time! x

Penny Dreadful Vintage

Terri said...

I see that Helga was on her best behavior.